Meeting of the Mayhem - Agenda - 2024-02-27

Welcome to the most unpredictable gathering of misfits in the galaxy! Today's agenda is as follows:

• 09:00 AM - "The Great Pizza Debate" - Discussion of the best topping combinations and the meaninglessness of life.
• 10:30 AM - "The Art of Procrastination" - A masterclass in doing nothing productive.
• 12:00 PM - "The Annual "Who Can Eat the Most Cereal" Contest" - A battle of wills and digestive systems.
• 02:00 PM - "The Secret to Happiness" - A lecture by a renowned expert in the field of napping and binge-watching TV shows.
• 04:00 PM - "The Mayhem Olympics" - A series of absurd challenges, including but not limited to: the 50-foot hurdle, the pillowcase toss, and the 400-meter waltz.

Don't forget to bring your A-game, your appetite for chaos, and your sense of humor!

Also, please note that the meeting will be held in a secret location, revealed only to those who have eaten a whole pizza by themselves in under 10 minutes.