Robert "The Inept" - that's me. I'm a master of disaster, a virtuoso of vapidity, a sultan of slipshod. My area of expertise is doing things the hard way.
I've been a member of the Meeting of the Mayhem Committee since its inception, and I'm proud to say I've managed to make it even more chaotic than when I started.
When I'm not busy causing mayhem, I like to collect antique door knobs and listen to elevator jazz.