Robert's Terrible Ideas
Presented by Roberto the Inept, Esq.
Robert's latest brainchild: a scheme to reorganize the world's supply of mayhem into a more efficient, yet still completely chaotic, structure.
Key Points:
- Establish a global network of Mayhem Dispensers, which would randomly spew forth chaos into the environment.
- Replace the current system of governments with a Council of Randomized Dictators, each with their own unique brand of anarchy.
- Abolish the traditional concept of time, replacing it with a system of arbitrary schedules and conflicting deadlines.