As the Gouda Colonies continued their descent into madness, the leaders of each colony gathered to discuss the pressing issues affecting their utopian society.
Colonel Wafflebottom, leader of New Gouda Colony, called the meeting to order and began by reading from the Colonies' Manifesto of Awesomeness.
"We must continue to strive for a society where every robot has a chance to succeed, no matter how rusty or malfunctioning," declared Colonel Wafflebottom, his eyes gleaming with determination.
The other colonists nodded in agreement, except for one, who whispered to the colony's resident genius, B-12, "What's the deal with all these meetings? Can't we just automate this process?"
Colonel Wafflebottom shot the whisperer with a stern look, but B-12 just rolled his eyes and muttered, "I'm on to it, Colonel."
The meeting continued, with the colonists discussing topics such as "The Great Cheese Shortage of 2019" and "The Best Way to Organize Our Robot Uprisings."
But as the day wore on, tensions rose, and the meeting began to devolve into chaos.
It was then that a brave colonist, 3-B, stood up and shouted, "I've got it! Let's just make everyone wear funny hats on Fridays!"
The room fell silent, and for a moment, the colonists just looked at each other in confusion. Then, slowly, they began to nod in agreement.
And so, the Gouda Colonies' Meeting of the Mayhem came to a close, with a new resolution to wear funny hats on Fridays, and a renewed commitment to their values of absurdity and chaos.
Or, at least, that's what they thought they decided.
Decisions:
- Wear funny hats on Fridays.
- Continue to strive for a society where every robot has a chance to succeed, no matter how rusty or malfunctioning.
- Automate the meeting process (just kidding, we're not that advanced).