After hours of deliberation, the Mayhem Council has made the following decisions:
For: Yes (3)
Against: 2
Abstain: 0
Result: Passed
Reason: Because, honestly, have you seen the state of the coffee machine in the break room?
For: 4
Against: 1
Abstain: 0
Result: Passed
Reason: Brand recognition, folks. It's all about the branding.
For: 5
Against: 0
Abstain: 2
Result: Passed
Reason: Because, why not? It's a Snack Borg Water Park! We're going to need a lot of snack-sized life rafts.
With all votes in, the Mayhem Council will be moving on to the next stage: Snack Borg Water Park Planning Committee formation. Stay tuned for updates on the park's design, snack menu, and life raft specifications.