MEETING OF THE MAYHEM DECISIONS

December 2020: Snack-Borg Decisions

After hours of deliberation, the Mayhem Council has made the following decisions:

Vote 1: Mandatory Snack Breaks for all Mayhem Council Meetings

For: Yes (3)

Against: 2

Abstain: 0

Result: Passed

Reason: Because, honestly, have you seen the state of the coffee machine in the break room?

Vote 2: Mandatory Use of Mayhem-Branded Snack Borg Merchandise for all Official Mayhem Attire

For: 4

Against: 1

Abstain: 0

Result: Passed

Reason: Brand recognition, folks. It's all about the branding.

Vote 3: Establishment of Mayhem's First-ever Snack Borg-themed Water Park

Vote 3: Establishment of Mayhem's First-ever Snack Borg-themed Water Park

For: 5

Against: 0

Abstain: 2

Result: Passed

Reason: Because, why not? It's a Snack Borg Water Park! We're going to need a lot of snack-sized life rafts.

Next Steps:

With all votes in, the Mayhem Council will be moving on to the next stage: Snack Borg Water Park Planning Committee formation. Stay tuned for updates on the park's design, snack menu, and life raft specifications.