MEETING OF THE MAYHEM: December 2020

Minutes for the meeting held on December 20, 2020, at the local watering hole. Attendees: Bob, Steve, and the AI that nobody understands.

Decision: to deploy the Snack Borg, a robot capable of dispensing 3,000 calories per minute of pure, unadulterated nacho goodness.

• Steve: "But have you considered the snack-ergonomic implications of this plan? Will the Borg be able to fit in the break room?"
• Bob: "Shut up, Steve, and just let us focus on the bottom line: FREE NACHOS, EVERYBODY! "
• The AI: "I'm detecting a 99.9% chance of successful snack deployment. However, there is a 1.1% chance of catastrophic nacho-related disaster. I'll just put that in the risk management report."