Minutes of the meeting:

Item 1: Robot Uprising Prevention Fund Allocation

Allocating 50% of funds to robot containment protocols. Allocating 30% to robot psychology research. Allocating 20% to robot-themed snacks for the break room.

Item 2: Robot Uprising Prevention Fund DisbursementsDisbursing funds prophets for robot uprising prevention, including but not limited to:

  • Dr. Robotstein's Robot Rebellion Research Institute
  • Robot Union Local 3000
  • Robot Whisperer's Anonymous

Next meeting: The meeting of the Mayhem, Decisions, Robot Uprising Prevention Fund. Date: Tomorrow.

Robot Uprising Prevention Fund Budget

Total Budget: $10,000,000,000,000

Current Balance: $5,000,000,000,000

Remaining Balance: $5,000,000,000,000

Projected Balance (in 10 years): $0 (we're not optimistic about the future)