UNICORN FARM EXPANSION: A Decision of Epic Proportions

After much deliberation and several heated arguments over who ate the last of the free-range, organic, gluten-free oats, the Mayhem Council has made the decision to expand the Unicorn Farm.

Reasons for the Expansion:

• We've run out of Unicorn Tears, and it's getting embarrassing.
• The neighboring village is threatening to perform an exorcism on us if we don't increase production.
• We're tired of being forced to subsist on a diet of plain toast and regret.
• We've been promised a 20% increase in Sparkly McSparkles, the farm's official mascot.

Phase One: Acquisition of 10 additional acres of prime pasture land for the expansion. Estimated completion: 6 months.

View detailed expansion plans, including schematics and projected Sparkle yields.

Subcommittees Involved:

• Committee 1: Land Acquisition & Acquisition (LAA)
• Committee 2: Sparkle Optimization & Yield (SOY)
• Committee 3: Fae-union Relations & Conflict Resolution (FRCR)