Our Mission:
We are the premier organization dedicated to assisting orphans in the art of admiring their CEOs, because let's be real, who else is going to do it?
We provide a comprehensive suite of services, including (but not limited to):
- Guided tours of the CEO's office, highlighting the finer points of their designer suit
- A curated selection of the CEO's favorite memes, lovingly printed on 8.5 x 11 cardstock
- Expert advice on how to properly fawn and fete your CEO in a professional yet endearing manner
Our team of expert orphans are trained in the art of admiration, and are equipped with the latest in sycophantic technology.
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