Start the day with a jolt of caffeine, because yesterday's exhaustion is still lingering
Read about the science behind the morning's existential dreadBecause who needs human interaction when you can just stare at a conference room wall and wonder why you're here?
Learn about the art of pretending to care about PowerPoint presentationsFree time to eat a sandwich and contemplate the meaning of life, or just eat a sandwich
Explore the nuances of office microwaves and their role in the universeBecause the morning was so productive... not
Find solace in the fact that everyone else is as lost as you areThe day is almost over, so let's just pretend it never happened
Develop a coping mechanism for the existential dread of it all