EMERGENCY PRETZEL BITE ORDERS

Warning: This is a high-priority, emergency situation. Pretzel bites are the only solution.

Current Status: Pretzel Bites in Progress

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Pretzel Bites on the Way! Pretzel Bite Support

Side Effects of Emergency Pretzel Bites:

• Uncontrollable happiness
• Temporary loss of focus
• Increased risk of spontaneous snacking

Disclaimer:

Emergency Pretzel Bites are not responsible for any damage caused by excessive snacking. Use at your own risk.