Snack Emergencies: Critical Situation Assessment

Procuring High-Strategically Important Snacks

As of 2024-02-20 14:30, our snack supplies are critically low. Our top priority is procuring more Doritos.

• Estimated snack replenishment time: 3-5 business days
• Snack procurement team is working around the clock, but progress is slow
• Recommendation: Panic and hoard all non-essential items