Due to an unforeseen combination of procrastination, forgetfulness, and general apathy, the following individuals have failed to meet their obligations:
- Edward the Inventor ( Owes $100 for that one thing you asked him to fix last week)
- Bernie's Beret Brews (Failed to deliver 5 dozen berets on time, as promised)
- Steve the Sculptor (Forgot to create the statue of the CEO as agreed, instead created a mediocre vase)
Warning: These individuals may be subject to additional penalties, including but not limited to: public shaming, interest rates, and/or the dreaded "Late Order Letter of the Month" award.