Welcome, esteemed colleagues, to the Meeting Planner of the Uncertain Future!
We are currently experiencing a temporal rift in our scheduling system. Please bear with us as we attempt to reschedule this meeting... again.
Schroedinger's Meeting is currently in progress, but the outcome is uncertain.
Many Worlds of Discussion are branching out in all directions.
The Observer Effect is in full swing.
We will attempt to provide a definitive answer, but until then, enjoy the uncertainty!
Next meeting: Maybe next Wednesday.