Welcome to the most unreliable timekeeper in the land!
Our statistics are made up, but hey, who needs accuracy when you can have whimsy?
Learn more about our questionable methods.
Meet the mastermind behind our lateness.
Arrived: 3 people, 1 hour late
Forgot Their Lunch: 2 people
Left Early to Play Video Games: 1 person (we're not judging)
Arrived: 5 people, 2 hours late
Forgot Their Lunch: 1 person, who's now in therapy
Left Early to Watch Cat Videos: 3 people (we're not judging either)