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Minutes 12346: The Most Epic Meeting Ever

Minutes of the Meeting of the Interdimensional Timekeepers

Attended by:

Agenda:

Actions Taken:

We all agreed to eradicate the evil of procrastination, but only on Tuesdays.

We unanimously decided to ban free snacks, but only for interns.

Bob's robot intern was sent back to the factory for recalibration.

A motion to discuss the meaning of life was tabled indefinitely.

Next Meeting: Same time, same place, same agenda.

Adjourned at 3:14 PM, with 17 minutes left on the clock.