Project Management Mayhem: 2024-02-27

Adjournment: The Art of Leaving Early

It's 3:30 PM and the meeting has been going on for three hours. The discussion has devolved into a heated debate over whose turn it is to refill the coffee machine. The air is thick with tension, the whiteboard is covered in scribbles, and the projector is on its last bulb.

As the clock strikes 3:30, you stand up, stretch, and make a beeline for the door. But just as you're about to escape, someone pipes up, "Wait, we can't adjourn until we've discussed the Johnson report!"

And so, you're back at the table, trapped in this never-ending sea of meetings. But don't worry, you've been here before. In fact, you've developed a system to deal with these situations:

Learn more about adjournment tactics

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try:

Play the adjournment roulette

Meeting Notes

As the meeting careens out of control, notes become increasingly illegible. But don't worry, we've got you covered:

Download illegible meeting notes

Survival Tips

Surviving meetings is an art form. Here are a few tips to help you make it through the night:

Bring Coffee: The Ultimate Survival Tip

Pretend Interest: The Art of Nodding