For the benefit of our sanity, we have established these protocols to contain and eliminate bugs.
1. Identify the bug, 2. Contain the bug, 3. Eliminate the bug
Protocols 1-3 may be repeated until the bug is eradicated.
Achieved by our expert team of bug-fixing specialists, who have dedicated their lives to this noble pursuit.
Meet our team: The Bug-Fixing Squad
Q: What is the average time it takes to fix a bug?
A: 5-10 years. Just kidding. It's actually 5-10 minutes, but only if you have a really bad bug.
Q: Can I fix bugs at home?
A: Only if you enjoy staring at lines of code for hours on end.