Roadmap to Success

Step 1: Create a plan that doesn't get eaten by the corporate overlords

Step 2: Gather resources and people to make it happen (but not too many, we don't want to be that team)

Step 3: Implement the plan with precision and finesse, while secretly wondering if it's all just a facade

Step 4: Celebrate minor victories with excessive cake and awkward team-building exercises

Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4, but with more stress and less cake

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