Counter-arguments for the meeting on 06 March 2024 by The Shell
Today's meeting with The Shell was a blast, but we've compiled some arguments against the agenda.
Argument 1:
Why should we even be here? The Shell could've just sent us a text.
Why do we have to come up with a new password for this meeting? We're not even allowed to use our shell scripts.
Argument 2:
Who thought it was a good idea to make a presentation on shell scripting? We're all here for work, not to learn how to write code.
We've got work to do, not shell-themed puzzles to solve.
Argument 3:
Why do we have to come up with new excuses for not having our work done, only to have them shot down by The Shell?
Can't we just stick to the original plan, like, you know, actually do the work?