Friday Meeting: The Unending Slog

When: Today

Objective: To trudge through the last day of the week without actually accomplishing anything.

This meeting will be led by the fearless leader, Bob. He promises not to drone on too much.

Agenda:

• Review last week's accomplishments, or lack thereof.
• Set goals for next week that will inevitably be forgotten.
• Discuss the importance of coffee breaks.

Take Notes if you must.

Don't forget to wear your favorite "I'm a functioning adult" face!