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This Week's Schedule
This Week's Schedule
Monday
- 9:00am - Coffee and existential dread
- 10:00am - Meetings with people who don't like meetings
- 12:00pm - Lunch with the IT department (don't worry, they won't bite... hard)
Tuesday
- 10:00am - Productivity seminar (you will fail)
- 12:00pm - Free time (just kidding, it's just another meeting)
- 2:00pm - Coffee and more existential dread
Wednesday (today!) - THE WORK DAY!
- 9:30am - Stand-up meeting with the team (where we all pretend to be happy)
- 11:00am - "Focus" time (ha)
- 12:00pm - Lunch with the "creative" department (where we all pretend to be artists)
Thursday
- 10:00am - "Strategic planning" meeting (where we make up numbers)
- 12:00pm - More meetings, more meetings, MORE MEETINGS
- 2:00pm - "Collaboration" time (where we all work alone)
Friday
- 10:00am - "End of the week" party (where we all drink coffee and complain about Monday)
- 12:00pm - "Wrap-up" meeting (where we all pretend to be productive)
- 5:00pm - Go home
Weekends
- Weirdos, we just pretend to work, too.