THE AGENDA: A Plan for World Domination

Phase 1: Infiltrate the World

Step 1: Create an army of highly trained, highly caffeinated ninjas

Step 2: Infiltrate key government buildings and institutions

Step 3: Replace world leaders with our own brand of awesome

Phase 2: Establish New Order

Step 1: Create a council of highly intelligent, highly fashionable advisors

Step 2: Establish a new global currency (Ninja Bucks)

Step 3: Implement a new world order, with us as the supreme rulers

Phase 3: Maintain Control

Step 1: Establish a network of spies and informants

Step 2: Create a system of rewards and punishments

Step 3: Make sure everyone knows who's boss (hint: it's us)

Phase 4: Enjoy the Ride

Step 1: Host intergalactic parties

Step 2: Create a new world anthem (suggestions: 'I Will Survive' or 'I Will Dominate')

Step 3: Take a victory lap around the globe, while laughing maniacally

Phase 1: Infiltrate the World: Step 1 - Ninja Training Phase 2: Establish New Order: Step 1 - Council of Advisors Phase 3: Maintain Control: Step 1 - Spy Network Phase 4: Enjoy the Ride: Step 1 - Party Time