Our team's financial future looks bright, but our financial past looks like a dumpster fire.
Q1: We'll just pretend we have money, it's a great plan.
Q2: More of the same, but with more debt.
Q3: The team leader will just make it up until someone asks.
Q4: We'll just hope no one notices we've been stealing the copier.
Our team's financial future is so bright, we're almost positive it's not just a reflection of our collective denial.
Disclaimer: prophets of doom not included in these projections, but highly recommended for entertainment purposes only.
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