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Article 3.1: Socks are not optional. They are a fundamental right.
Meet the brave men and women who dare to wear mismatched socks.
Learn about the Sock Liberation Front
Join the fight for sock equality!
Did you know that the average office has 17.5 socks per person?
We're working on it.
We will not be ignored! Our union demands a fair retirement plan for all socks.