Meeting Productivity FAQ

What is the purpose of meetings?

Meetings are a series of gatherings where individuals discuss and decide on things that are already decided, with the added bonus of wasting everyone's time.

Why do I need to attend meetings?

You don't. But our boss says you do. And if you don't, they will make you attend a "retreat" to "refocus" and "realign" your priorities. Good luck with that.

Can I bring my cat to the meeting?

Only if it's a "bring your cat to work" day. Otherwise, you'll just get judged for not being a real professional.