Meeting Productivity: Never-Ending Minutes

Current Time: 3 years, 2 months, 1 week, and 14 minutes

This meeting has been in session since 2018 and will continue until further notice. We've discussed the same topics ad nauseam, but we've made no progress.

Agenda:

• Item 1: The Importance of Procrastination
• Item 2: The Art of Doing Nothing
• Item 3: The Joy of Staring at Walls