Meeting Schedule for the Unproductive

Monday:

8:00 AM: Coffee and existential dread Followed by 2 hours of brainstorming

10:00 AM: 1 hour of actual work See how it's done

11:00 AM: More meetings Meet with John, Meet with Mike

12:00 PM: Lunch and Netflix

Tuesday:

8:00 AM: The meeting that could have been an email Respond to all the emails

10:00 AM: 2 hours of "synergy" building Find the perfect synergy with coworkers

12:00 PM: Free time (just kidding) Actual work, but only if you can find it

2:00 PM: Another meeting Just one more, I promise

Wednesday:

8:00 AM: The meeting that was supposed to be on Tuesday Finally get it done

10:00 AM: More "team building" Bond with coworkers over stale donuts

12:00 PM: Actual work If you're not already in a meeting

Thursday:

8:00 AM: The meeting that's just around the corner Just one more meeting, I swear

10:00 AM: "Status Update" Tell everyone what you've been up to

12:00 PM: Actual work (again) If you can find it

Friday:

Meeting Schedule for the Unproductive

Monday:

8:00 AM: Coffee and existential dread Followed by 2 hours of brainstorming

10:00 AM: 1 hour of actual work See how it's done

11:00 AM: More meetings Meet with John, Meet with Mike

12:00 PM: Lunch and Netflix

Tuesday:

8:00 AM: The meeting that could have been an email Respond to all the emails

10:00 AM: 2 hours of "synergy" building Find the perfect synergy with coworkers

12:00 PM: Free time (just kidding) Actual work, but only if you can find it

2:00 PM: Another meeting Just one more, I promise

Wednesday:

8:00 AM: The meeting that was supposed to be on Tuesday Finally get it done

10:00 AM: More "team building" Bond with coworkers over stale donuts

12:00 PM: Actual work If you're not already in a meeting

Thursday:

8:00 AM: The meeting that's just around the corner Just one more meeting, I swear

10:00 AM: "Status Update" Tell everyone what you've been up to

12:00 PM: Actual work (again) If you can find it

Friday:

8:00 AM: The meeting that's been rescheduled... again Just one more meeting, I promise

10:00 AM: "Team Outing" Go on a field trip, but only if you can find the van

12:00 PM: Actual work (if you're lucky) If the meeting didn't run too long