Meetings: The Ultimate Productivity Sinkhole
We are a team of highly skilled individuals, united under the banner of meeting attendance. We come together every week to talk about the same topics we could discuss via email or, you know, just do them ourselves.
But don't worry, we've got the perfect solution: a meeting schedule that never ends!
Current Meeting Schedule: Monday: "What We Did Last Week" (1 hour) | Tuesday: "What We Will Do This Week" (2 hours) | Wednesday: "Why We're Not Meeting Our Goals" (1.5 hours) | Thursday: "What We Will Do Next Thursday" (2.5 hours) | Friday: "What We Did Not Do This Week" (3 hours)
And don't forget to bring your lunch! We'll be eating for 2 hours on Wednesday.