According to our highly-reliable sources (a group of 5 people who wear funny hats and have a strong dislike for pants), the Fuzzy Sock, a long-abandoned deity of the land of Lost Socks, shall rise again.
Its return shall be accompanied by a great increase in missing footwear and a general sense of despair.
We at Meeting Prophesies predict a grand total of 17,000,000,000 missing socks in the first week alone.