The Meeting Prophets have decreed that meetings shall be conducted under the light of a thousand mid-morning suns, with a side of existential dread.
According to the sacred texts, the following rituals must be observed:
Each participant shall lock eyes with the others for exactly 17.5 seconds, no more, no less. Failure to comply shall result in the immediate summoning of a 2 AM meeting on the next day.
Learn more about The Circle of Sustained Eye Contact
A single hand shall not rest for more than 2.5 seconds. Any deviation shall trigger an automatic 3 PM Friday meeting to discuss the merits of productivity.
Read the forbidden lore of The Rite of the Fidgeting Hand
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