Dark Meeting Rituals

The Meeting Prophets have decreed that meetings shall be conducted under the light of a thousand mid-morning suns, with a side of existential dread.

According to the sacred texts, the following rituals must be observed:

1. The Circle of Sustained Eye Contact

Each participant shall lock eyes with the others for exactly 17.5 seconds, no more, no less. Failure to comply shall result in the immediate summoning of a 2 AM meeting on the next day.

Learn more about The Circle of Sustained Eye Contact

2. The Rite of the Fidgeting Hand

A single hand shall not rest for more than 2.5 seconds. Any deviation shall trigger an automatic 3 PM Friday meeting to discuss the merits of productivity.

Read the forbidden lore of The Rite of the Fidgeting Hand

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