Prophet Y, a self-proclaimed expert in the field of fate and destiny, has been studying the ancient art of reading tea leaves for decades. His prophecies have been known to be... somewhat accurate, but always entertaining.
Visit the Tea Leaf Reading Room to learn more about Prophet Y's methods and schedule a reading.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, try your hand at The Fate Machine, a cutting-edge tool in the field of destiny prediction.
But be warned: the machine is still in beta, and its predictions may be... unpredictable.