Tomorrow will be better, I swear

Prophecy 1: The Coffee Machine will be fixed

Our team of highly trained prophets have assured us that the coffee machine will be up and running by tomorrow morning. Don't worry, we've been assured it's just a minor glitch.

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Prophecy 2: The Meetings will be productive

Our prophets have foreseen a meeting schedule that will be so productive, you'll be wondering if we've somehow managed to defy the laws of time and space itself.

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