Step 1 of the Caffeine Blessing: Awaken your senses, mortal, for the day is young and so are you. The first step in this sacred rite is to open your eyes to the world around you. Gaze upon the coffee cup in front of you, filled with the precious elixir that shall guide you through the trials of the modern age.
Proceed to Step 2: The ConsecrationSide Note: In ancient times, the Caffeine Blessing was performed in the presence of the great deity, Caffeina, goddess of the bean. To this day, her sacred presence is still felt, and those who partake in the ritual are said to be granted the gift of productivity.
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