Now that you've reached step three, you're officially part of the inner circle. The air is thick with anticipation as you prepare to... well, not actually do anything, but just sit there and look important.
First, find a comfortable position in the ritual chamber. You can choose between the plush velvet cushion or the worn, creaky wooden bench. Both are equally suitable for contemplating the mysteries of the universe.
Next, gaze deeply into the abyss of your own thoughts. Let the weight of the silence crush you. It's a delicate balance, but trust us, it's worth it.
Remember, the goal is not to actually accomplish anything, but to appear to be doing something while secretly contemplating the meaninglessness of life. It's all about the optics, baby.
Continue to step four: The Unwavering Gaze
Did you know that the original ritual was performed by a group of bearded men in togas, using only a small wooden spoon and a few strategically-placed candles? It's a lost art, really.