To unlock the mystical flavors of the Meeting Prophets' secret sauce, one must first acquire the sacred ingredients.
1. Gather 3 cups of pure, unadulterated, artisanal, gluten-free, vegan, locally-sourced, organic, hand-crafted mayonnaise.
2. Mix with 2 cups of imported, artisanal, hand-harvested, small-batch, heirloom, non-GMO, gluten-free, vegan, locally-sourced, organic, hand-crafted, artisanal, small-batch, heirloom, non-GMO, gluten-free, vegan, locally-sourced, organic, hand-crafted, artisanal, small-batch, heirloom, non-GMO, gluten-free, vegan, locally-sourced, organic, hand-crafted mayonnaise.
3. Add 1 cup of imported, artisanal, hand-harvested, small-batch, heirloom, non-GMO, gluten-free, vegan, locally-sourced, organic, hand-crafted, artisanal, small-batch, heirloom, non-GMO, gluten-free, vegan, locally-sourced, organic, hand-crafted mayonnaise.
4. Stir clockwise for 7.5 hours, then counterclockwise for 3.5 hours, while reciting ancient incantations and performing the sacred ritual dance of the Meeting Prophets.
Warning: Consuming this sauce may cause spontaneous combustion, uncontrollable flatulence, and a strong desire to reorganize all social structures.
Proceed with caution.
Also try: The Meeting Prophets' Guide to Inconvenient Truths