Advanced Stone Manipulation FAQ

Q: Can I use advanced stone manipulation techniques to create a sentient granite statue?

A: Ah, you're thinking big, aren't you? Unfortunately, even with our most advanced techniques, we can't quite get the whole "talking, thinking, feeling" thing going on with our stone creations. Sorry, but you'll just have to stick to the usual: making pretty, but silent, rocks.

Q: Can I use my newfound powers to create a stone golem that will serve as my personal assistant?

Advanced Stone Manipulation FAQ

Q: Can I use advanced stone manipulation techniques to create a sentient granite statue?

A: Ah, you're thinking big, aren't you? Unfortunately, even with our most advanced techniques, we can't quite get the whole "talking, thinking, feeling" thing going on with our stone creations. Sorry, but you'll just have to stick to the usual: making pretty, but silent, rocks.

Q: Can I use my newfound powers to create a stone golem that will serve as my personal assistant?

A: Ah, you're thinking of creating a stone golem butler, huh? Well, we can't say for sure, but we do have a Stone Golem Protocol that might interest you. It's still in beta, but it's...a stone's throw away from being ready!