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Are you tired of the mundane world of sticks and stones? Do you yearn for a life of precision-crafted granite countertops and artisanal pebble-based artistry? Look no further! Our Order of Advanced Stone Manipulation offers:

• Advanced training in the art of granite sculpting
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