Subpage 4: The Art of Saying Nothing

When in doubt, say nothing. It's a skill honed by the best of the best, the masters of the mundane, the virtuosos of vagueness. A delicate dance of silence, a waltz of words unspoken.

Here are some proverbs to guide you on your journey:

• Speak not, lest ye be spoken against.
• A silence of 3.14 seconds is all you need.
• When in doubt, feign a phone call.
• Say nothing, do nothing, be nothing.

Subpage 5: The Art of Saying Less