Meeting of the Prophets: Bertha the Brutal

Today's Agenda:

• 10:00 AM - "World Domination" Update
• 11:15 AM - "Soul Sucking" Coffee Break
• 12:00 PM - "The Apocalypse" Lunch

Also, we will be taking a 15-minute break to worship our all-knowing, all-powerful leader, Zorvath, the Great and Powerful.

Important Announcements:

• Reminder: Don't forget to bring your sacrifice to the altar of Zorvath. We will not be accepting IOU's or participation in group karaoke this week.
• Our new intern, Steve, has not yet mastered the art of world conquest, so please be patient with him.

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