Welcome, Bob the Omnicient to the club that's older than time itself.
We're a group of beings who've seen civilizations rise and fall, watched the universe unfold, and still managed to look good doing it.
Our motto: "We're ancient, we're wise, and we're not afraid to wear pleated pants."
Meet the club's founding members:
Join us for our weekly meetings, held on Tuesdays at the crack of noon, in the depths of time itself.
Meet Bob the Omnicient, the being who started it all.
Bob's been around since the dawn of time, and has seen it all. Literally.
His motto: "I'm older than you, and I know it."
Meet Godzilla the Inventor, our club's resident genius.
Godzilla's invented everything from the wheel to the wheelbarrow.
His motto: "I'm not just a monster, I'm a problem-solver."
Meet Chrono Christ, our club's resident time-keeper.
Chrono's been keeping time since the big bang.
His motto: "Time is relative, but our meetings are always on time."