Prophecy 2: The Return of the Bob

From the desk of Bob the Omniscient

And lo, the people cried, "Bob, how did you foresee this?"

"Fear not," said Bob, "for I have foreseen the future, and it is full of...

PIZZA PARTY

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Sub-Prophecy 1: Rise of the Machines

They will come in ones and zeros, but we'll still have to mow the lawn.

Learn more about the impending robot uprising Or, if you prefer, read about the robots' favorite pizza topping preferences And, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out the ancient secrets of the robot's favorite karaoke songs