BROTHA BEARDIUS

Prophet of Puns and Prophets

Welcome, fellow seers and sibyls, to the Conclave of the Chosen Ones! Brother Beardius, Prophet of Puns and Prophets, has gathered here to impart his divine wisdom and beardly insights upon ye.

And now, for the main event:

Today's Vision:

Brother Beardius has foreseen a great calamity: the world will soon run out of craft beer. Fear not, for the prophet has prepared a plan:

  1. Stock up on IPAs, for they are the only brew worthy of the gods.
  2. Develop a beard-based economy, where beards are traded for beer.
  3. Build a wall, but not just any wall. A wall of kegs, to be exact.

And remember, when the apocalypse comes, just remember: a well-groomed beard is the key to survival.