The Committee of Redundancy's Annual Snack Hacking Update 2023

Snack-related News and Announcements

It's that time of the year again, folks! The Committee of Redundancy is proud to present our annual Snack Hacking Update, where we reveal the most pressing snacking-related issues of the past year and our plans to tackle them.

We've identified the following snacking-related concerns:

• Increased risk of Cereal Bowl-Over: A phenomenon where the cereal-to-milk ratio becomes so imbalanced that it's almost impossible to eat.
• Sudden Onset of Chip Frenzy: When the urge to devour an entire bag of potato chips becomes unbearable.
• Chips-Related Trauma: The emotional distress experienced when you realize you've run out of guacamole.

We've assembled a team of expert snackologists to tackle these issues and more. Our proposed solutions include:

• Developing a Snack-O-Matic, a machine that adjusts the cereal-to-milk ratio in real-time.
• Creating a Chip-Dispensing Robot that understands the limits of human consumption.
• Establishing a Snack-Emotional Support Hotline, staffed by trained therapists who understand the trauma of guacamole depletion.

We invite you to join us on this mission to tackle the snack-related challenges of 2023. Visit our Snack Hacking Hub for more information and to join the discussion: