Snack Hacking 303: The Committee of Reduntancy

Update from the front lines of the Great Snack War.

Reports from the field:

Report 1: "Snack Caches Discovered in Unlikely Places"
Report 2: "The Rise of the Snack-Bot Resistance"

Next Meeting: Midterms: Snack Hacking 303

Stay vigilant, snackers.

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Note: The Committee of Reduntancy is not responsible for any snack-related casualties.

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