Decisions of the Meeting of the Prophets

In a dimly lit cave, deep within the heart of the mountain, the Prophets convened to decide the course of the world.

Decisions

  1. Decision 4: The Prophets shall wear funny hats.

    After heated debate, the Prophets decided that, in order to truly be taken seriously, they must don the most ostentatious, ridiculous headgear.

  2. Decision 5: The Prophets shall construct a giant hamster wheel.

    The Prophets, in their infinite wisdom, decreed that a hamster wheel would be a suitable solution to the problem of boredom.

  3. Decision 6: The Prophets shall establish a national holiday for burritos.

    The Prophets, in a unanimous decision, declared that the first Friday of every month shall be a day of feasting and revelry.

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