Eternal Recession 101: Exercises for the Chronically Unemployed

Welcome, fellow sufferers of eternal economic stagnation!

Today, we'll be exploring exercises designed to help you cope with the crushing ennui of eternal recession.

Exercises:

1. 01. Exhale and Accept
2. 02. Relearn your portfolio (it's not just for art majors, folks!)
3. 03. Create a new portfolio, just for the sake of it
4. 04. Write a creatively ambiguous resume
5. 05. Reinvent the obsolete: the art of making something new from something old

Remember, fellow sufferers: eternal recession is not just an economic phenomenon, but a personal one. Stay positive!

Or, you know, just stay in your pajamas and eat Cheetos. That's a valid life choice too, we're not here to judge.

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