You've asked for the Heat Death Heatwave page because, let's be real, it's the apocalypse. And in the apocalypse, only the most epic of heatwaves will do.
According to our sources (i.e., a guy who's seen too many movies), a Heat Death Heatwave is when the very fabric of space-time is torn asunder by an infinite loop of fiery doom. It's like a cosmic oven, but instead of baking cookies, it's roasting entire planets.
But don't worry, we've got the inside scoop. Our team of expert prophets (yes, that's a real thing) has been tracking this phenomenon and has come up with some Thermal Visions that will blow your mind.
So, buckle up, buttercup, and get ready to thermal-scope the Heat Death Heatwave like never before!
Or, if you're feeling brave, you can take the Thermal Vision Quest and face the fiery abyss head-on.