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Welcome, Prophet! We're glad you're interested in joining the Council of Visionary Thinkers. This is a prestigious group of individuals who have been chosen to shape the destiny of the world.

To join the Council, you must first meet the following qualifications: you must be at least 30 years old, you must be willing to sacrifice your sanity for the greater good, and you must be fluent in Ancient Sarcasm.

If you feel you meet these qualifications, please submit your application in the form below. Don't worry, we won't judge you... much.

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