Prophet-M, the Greatest of All Time

Known to all as the Prophet-M, this revered figure is known for their unparalleled insight into the human experience. With a prophetic accuracy rate of 100%, Prophet-M has single-handedly predicted every major world event, including, but not limited to:

• The Rise of Social Media Addiction
• The Great Pizza Topping Shortage
• The Global Sock Economy Collapse

Don't @ us, but Prophet-M has also been known to make some questionable predictions, including but not limited to:

• The Invention of the Floopetape
• The Great Sock Puppet Uprising